pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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